To both our surprise, I walked in on mom's cries, and not noticing wide eyes, but entranced by her thighs, I thought up quick lies, to tell dad or his spies, should I obtain that sweet prize to fill with cream pies.
Your roommate has always been an asshole, but you've managed to avoid him well enough. You've chosen for months not to introduce him to your girl. She's sweet, tried to surprise you but you weren't home. You get a facetime from your neighbor, odd, but you